[PROBABLY SOMETHING ABOUT FLOWERY LOVE]

stability:

most important post on this website

therandomoliphaunt:

It is Friday and I am NOT in love. I am mildly angry and mostly sleep-deprived. Robert Smith lied to me.

in-my-mouth:

Millionaire Skillet Cookie

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

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Queen Jane, approximately.
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